Mother: Now my dear, tell me about your first day at school.
Tom: The school was all right, but they don't teach you much. I must go to school again tomorrow.
Frank: My siser is in the first form, but she can spell her name backwards.
Bob: Oh, she is very clever! What is her name?
Frank: Anna.
Tom: Daddy, our teacher does not know what a horse is.
Father: Why do you think so?
Tom: You know, I drew a horse yesterday and showed it to him and he asked me what it was.
Jack: My dog can count.
Teacher: Can he?
Jack: I ask him how much two minus two is and he says nothing.
